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用计算机语言写的痴心男的一生历程

        这是一个痴心的男孩的一生历程:
InBlock.gif             int age = 0; //你的年龄
InBlock.gif                 int age2; //追女生的年龄
InBlock.gif                 int life; //你的寿命
InBlock.gif
InBlock.gif                 void main()
InBlock.gif                {
InBlock.gif                         if(你出生顺利)
InBlock.gif                        {
InBlock.gif                                 //继续生存
InBlock.gif                                 if(age<=8)
InBlock.gif                                {
InBlock.gif                                        玩死你;
InBlock.gif                                     //就这几年,好好玩吧
InBlock.gif                                        age++;
InBlock.gif                                }
InBlock.gif                                 else
InBlock.gif                                {
InBlock.gif                         message.box(你该上学了!);
InBlock.gif                     while(!你上完学 || age<=24)
InBlock.gif                                        {
InBlock.gif                                                好好学习;
InBlock.gif                                                age++;
InBlock.gif                                        }
InBlock.gif                                         if(you find a job)
InBlock.gif                                        {     //工作
InBlock.gif                                                you are working;    
InBlock.gif                                                 if(age==age2)
InBlock.gif                                                {
InBlock.gif                                                         break ;
InBlock.gif                                                }
InBlock.gif                                                age++;
InBlock.gif                                        }
InBlock.gif                                         else
InBlock.gif                                        {        
InBlock.gif                                 go on to find a job;
InBlock.gif                                                 if(age=age2)
InBlock.gif                                                {
InBlock.gif                                                         break ;
InBlock.gif                                                }
InBlock.gif                                                age++;
InBlock.gif                                        }
InBlock.gif
InBlock.gif                             if(you loving a girl)
InBlock.gif                                        {
InBlock.gif                                                 //追女生
InBlock.gif for(age;age<=age2+你追女生的年限;age++)
InBlock.gif                                                {
InBlock.gif                                                         if(你追上了)
InBlock.gif                                                        {
InBlock.gif                                                    go on life;
InBlock.gif                                     // 结婚、生孩子、工作
InBlock.gif                                                        }
InBlock.gif                                                         else
InBlock.gif                                                        {
InBlock.gif                                         while (!追上女生)
InBlock.gif                                                                {
InBlock.gif                                                         你继续追;
InBlock.gifage++;                                                                
InBlock.gif                                                        
InBlock.gif if(your life is over || her life is over)
InBlock.gif                                                                        {
InBlock.gif                                                                                 break ;
InBlock.gif                                                                        }
InBlock.gif                                                                }
InBlock.gif                                                        }
InBlock.gif                                                }
InBlock.gif                                        }
InBlock.gif
InBlock.gif                                }
InBlock.gif
InBlock.gif                        }
InBlock.gif                         else
InBlock.gif                        {
InBlock.gif                                life is Over;    
InBlock.gif                             //你的生命结束
InBlock.gif                        }
InBlock.gif
InBlock.gif                }

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